-runs towards you to greet excitidly but trips on a thing of dust and slides 1005727683.74786395 meters face down towards you- -jumps up quickly and yells:-
HI!!! WELCOME!!!! MY NAME DESCRIBES ME WELL!!!!! ALL I CAN SAY IS
a) Welcome! hope you enjoy your stay
b) will you please make me a cake?
and
c) POST A LOT (but not spam)